Sunday Paper

Miss Mary
on 12/29/08 12:41 pm - Huntsville, AL
WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee,   "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,  
  "Well, shoot.... so that's why no one was at church today".
Vickie G.
on 12/29/08 8:15 pm - AL
  








Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























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