Catastrophe Pie.....
I made a pecan pie for Christmas that had NO syrup. It was a HIT. Torey, Allison, and even my neice LOVED it. It is made with 23 Ritz Crackers, 1 cup of chopped pecans, I cup of spenda, vanilla flavoring, and 3 egg whites whipped till stiff. Bake at 350 for 25 minutes. It was a beautiful pie too with the egg white mixture so nice and fluffy.
Tonight, I wanted to make another one to go with my 2 home made quiche. I put the pie in to cook while we ate. Guess what? It was a catastrophe! I burned the top and it is like a roasted marshmallow! It isn't good at all. TERRIBLE! Only I would do something like this!
It was swollen and about to pop. After it sat for a second, it was flat as could be. TOO FUNNY!
Tonight, I wanted to make another one to go with my 2 home made quiche. I put the pie in to cook while we ate. Guess what? It was a catastrophe! I burned the top and it is like a roasted marshmallow! It isn't good at all. TERRIBLE! Only I would do something like this!
It was swollen and about to pop. After it sat for a second, it was flat as could be. TOO FUNNY!
For every Goliath, there is a Stone! His name is Jesus!"
Just tell everybody you took cooking lessons from your Aunt Mary. I can burn with the best of them. That is why I eat peanut butter and cracker at least twice a day. I can't cook. But then who cares. My sis told me I needed to cook to get a man. Well, lets see. I'm not beautiful. I'm not sexy. I can't cook. I'm nearly 60. And I don't have money. Gosh I don't see why men aren't flocking to me in droves. But then I don't have to cook if I don't want to. I can sleep when and where I want to. NOBODY leaves the tolit seat up. And I can stay on the computer as much as I want to. I can also go visit my friends without checking with anybody else. I also have three inside cats who sleep with me and keep me warm. I've also got an outside cat that prowls and a dog that barks and growls at me. Why do I need a man?
Go cook another pie and it will turn out entirely different than the last two. Ain't life interesting. Love, Aunt Mary
Go cook another pie and it will turn out entirely different than the last two. Ain't life interesting. Love, Aunt Mary
Love you!!!! Carmen. I'm going to give you a cooking lesson right now. I'm going to tell you how to cook a foolproof roast. Take two roast. A three pound roast and a five pound roast. Place both in baking pans and place in a 325 oven. When the three pound roast is burned the five pound one is just right. And people say I can't cook. Love, Miss Mary
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