Questions and Answers

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are
interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy.
If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done
you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that
true? Where can it be  found?A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And  Mary rode Joseph's
ass all the way to  Egypt .'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?A: Tell
him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?A: Take off
your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on
my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don't forget
where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?A: 'Gosh, I remember these.
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?