happy birthday to

my left hand wart. on this day, i***** i noticed this horrible wart growing on my finger.  so i declare this day to be the offical birthday of all WARTS.

warts-ugly pestering humpy viral thingies that hang around and bug the heck out of people.
they serve no purpose other than be bothersome, send ugly emails, catch bugs in their warty little mouths and ... well i could on.
so

happy birthday WART!!