what would jesus think?

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on 12/15/08 4:37 am - Slapout, AL


 

Godawful Nativity Scenes Of The Day

 

There's a line in the great Woody Allen movie, Hannah And Her Sisters, where a character says, "If Jesus came back today, he'd never stop throwing up." Why? Because of crap like this.


Mr. Bill Nativity. Oh nooooooooooooo!


O Little Village Of The Damned...


Owl Nativity. Hooo, hooo, whoooose child is this?


Nativity Ball 'n' Paddle**** the baby Jesus and you lose a turn.


Is this a nativity or Christmas At The Grand Ol' Opry?


Nativity S'mores. Eat one. I dare you.


Santa and Joseph switched places this year. I hope Joe knows how to fly a sleigh.


King Herod's always after me Lucky Charms!


The Jesus In The Plastic Bubble


The Nativity Egg Timer. Counting down the minutes to your arrival in Hell.


Nativity Snowmen. Better get Baby Jesus into a refrigerated boxcar before he melts.


Giant Inflatable Nativity. Nothing tells your neighbors "We're religious freaks!" quite like it.


Nativity Candle, with the delicate aroma of livestock and childbirth.


Jawa Nativity. "The Force is strong with this one."


The Spinning Nativity Ornament -- a gentle reminder that all the saints are spinning in their graves.


Joseph's about to high-dive into the crib.


Hobbit Nativity. The one ring king to rule them all.


Precious Moments Nativity, featuring Baby Jesus with Sasquatch feet.


Even the dogs know this is wrong.


Rubber Duck Nativity. Yeah.


Santa again. He's asking Jesus, "So, have you been a good little boy this year?"


Nativity Cats, every one of them plotting how to get rid of Kitty Jesus and assume power.


Nativity Chickens. Insert joke here, I got nothin'.


Nativity Cuckoo Clock. Perfect for a sleeping infant.


Why so glum, Nativity Bears? You were hoping for a fish?


Peace on Earth.. or whatever planet you come from.


Now kids, don't fight over the chocolate Jesus. I'm making another batch.


Nativity Bean Bag Toss. Great idea - throw stuff at Jesus, Mary and Joseph.


Eskimo Nativity. Instead of camels, the Wise Men arrived by dog sled.


Joseph: "YES! Father of the Messiah. WOOT!"


I saved the worst for last... the Celebrity Nativity from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in London. Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Grant and Graham Norton as shepherds; David and Victoria Beckham as Joseph and Mary; Kylie Minogue as an angel; Tony Blair, Prince Philip and George Bush as -- ha! -- Wise Men.

I once saw a version of Davinci's The Last Supper that had movie stars in place of the apostles: Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, W.C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, etc. Elvis Presley was Jesus. This reminds me of that painting.





   
                  

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on 12/15/08 4:45 am
I really wish I hadn't looked at this. Thankfully I stopped after the first couple. I would hate to be the person who created any of this. Mocking God is not something I would take a chance on.

I know you are just sharing and that these aren't your own pieces of work so I'm not upset at you. You are still someone I hope to meet one day soon.

DebbieDoo
Skydancer
on 12/15/08 4:53 am - Tuscaloosa, AL
Yeppers, I would agree those are truely tasteless nativity scenes.  You win with this one.

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on 12/15/08 5:00 am
i just went back and re-read the beginning of this and I'm sorry I missed it because YES, truly these are the most tasteless cartoons ever. I somehow missed your point the first go round. It pays to re-read before you speak. I'm a mess!!!

You're a mess too Corny!!!

DebbieDoo
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on 12/15/08 6:02 am - Slapout, AL
here is my point.  the cartoons are based on real navitiy scenes. so, who is the tasteless? the companies who have made a mockery of the nativity scene.  owls? eskimos? bean bag toss? paddle ball jesus? chickens? eat the jesus cookies? or my fave, jesus is a poodle? really?

if god create something as awkward as the camel and giraffes, then i am sure he finds some humor in these.
i did.
i would be mad because the manufactors are making a mockery of this and selling this to the jesus followers?
who else would but them?
Mom2ItalianGirls
on 12/15/08 6:50 am - Alabaster, AL

Kim,

I think I see your point. Religion, esp. Christianity, has also fallen victim to commercialization?

I have a problem with the chocolate crosses that Walmart sell for Easter Baskets. I want to give my kids a chocolate cross to eat about as much as I would give them a chocolate gun or electric chair to eat.

In our household, the creche' deserves more respect than being chickens, ducks, or edible cookies.

Did I get it?

Nanci

ps: Washington, D.C.  will NOT have a Nativity Scene this year. You know why?  They cannot find three WISE men or a virgin in the city.   
Someone at church told me that one.

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on 12/15/08 12:48 pm - Slapout, AL
 by george, i think you got it.

i guarantee you will never find a chocolate muslim item around. that crap will get you beheaded in some countries.  usa is a christian country? i guess that means we can profit from the birth and death of the leader of christianity. 
it really makes the entire concept a turn off for people like me.

ps-i bet washington d.c. will have a cruxifix display in the spring.  there are plenty of folks who would get on the cross for the sake of a vote.
jwbtenor
on 12/15/08 7:38 am - York, AL
Certainly God has a sense of humor.  I mean,, the duck-billed platypus?  C'mon!!!  :)  

I did see a funeral home in North Carolina once that had a nativity set up in front - the usual characters one expects - plus - chickens, ducks, flamingos, rabbits,  frogs, and every other type of yard art you can imagine.  It covered the entire front of the funeral home!
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