A lil' something funny to start your day Marchers!
I recieve this every morning in my mail and when I enjoy it this much I just have to share...Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the Rules of life really are, then sit and think about it.
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages
of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.(this is so true especially after wls)
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right".
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you
was: "Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her please
believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself,
Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month?
One week?
One day?
Do I care enough?
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge.
Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just
might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not more that important than your children, loved ones.
13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family.
You never know when you are going to need them to empty your
bedpan.
14. A cat nap can be so refreshing.
(Although this was submitted as a joke, it contains much truth)
Thank you for inviting MountainWings in your life!
Have a wonderful Day everyone!
Hugz Mary
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages
of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.(this is so true especially after wls)
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right".
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you
was: "Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her please
believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself,
Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month?
One week?
One day?
Do I care enough?
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge.
Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just
might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not more that important than your children, loved ones.
13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family.
You never know when you are going to need them to empty your
bedpan.
14. A cat nap can be so refreshing.
(Although this was submitted as a joke, it contains much truth)
Thank you for inviting MountainWings in your life!
Have a wonderful Day everyone!
Hugz Mary 
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