Great Quotes by Great Ladies

Great Quotes by Great Ladies! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes (at 73) - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - Carrie Snow - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. - Laurie Kuslansky - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Old age ain't no place for sissies. - Bette Davis - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ The phrase "working mother" is redundant. - Jane Sellman - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! - Kathy Buckley - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . . and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. - Sue Grafton - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne Barr - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. - Eleanor Roosevelt - ++++++++++++++++++++++++ AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE . . . Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

these are great-thanks for taking the time! i think my fave is "I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."- Jennifer Unlimited - it seems like since i started working i get up in the morning not 5 minutes after i went to bed the nite before which is only 3 minutes after i got up the morning before! no--it is not impossible and i haven't really lost my marbles--i am just tired! i feel like the hamster on the wheel only it won't slow down for me to jump off!